Socks

"My filter needs to be replaced."

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

52% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

"Hellraiser."

Look at this girl! She's speeding and spicy and everything nice-y. But not too nice-y. Just enough nice-y.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 3% spandex.

"I'm Complicated. Thank You."

Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesom

"Ringmaster of the Shitshow"

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

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"One more episode. Okay, one more episode."

Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

"Cute, but psycho. But cute."

What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

"People I Want To Meet: 1.Dogs"

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

60% combed cotton; 20% nylon; 20% spandex.

"Go away. I'm introverting."

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

"I'm not bossy. I'm the boss."

Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

"Hi. I don't care. Thanks."

Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.

"Selective Hearing Specialist"

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.
PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every a

"Sunday Socks. Nothing else matters."

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.